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Elvis Presley

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Presley on a regular Saturday night

“Cause every time I know, I beat my little children so. I wonder, will it be the same tonight? What's the matter, Daddy?”

“Anybody got a burger? I haven't eaten in.... five minutes.”

“Did somebody give him a mountain?”

~ Lisa Marie Presley

Elvis Aaron Parsley Presley (b. January 8,1935)[1] is a famous American singer who faked his death. He is the ruling monarch over Rock and Roll. He was going to be pop too, but MJ took that away from him. He also went in the Army to find Hitler. He is also famous for doing drugs. He sang a few songs. Now, he hides in Denmark because he drew pictures of Muhammad.

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  1. Some like to think he died in 1977 from heart failure