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Family

Family can be:

  1. A group of people that you are related to by blood, or
  2. A group of people who are very close friends, and that you feel kinship with

If you don't have anyone in group #1 (because they've died, or you just don't like them), adding people to group #2 makes life better.

It's harder to escape the people in group #1, unless you have a very good lawyer or are open to the idea of moving to Guatemala.

"Family members"
Parents and children: Mother - Father - Daughter - Son

Siblings and half-siblings: Sister - Brother - Half-sister - Half-brother

Grandparents and grandchildren: Grandmother - Grandfather - Granddaughter - Grandson

Too much ancestors and descendants: Great-grandmother - Great-grandfather - Great-granddaughter - Great-grandson - Great-great-grandmother - Great-great-grandfather - Great-great-granddaughter - Great-great-grandson - Great-great-great-grandmother - Great-great-great-grandfather - Great-great-great-granddaughter - Great-great-great-grandson

Collateral relatives: Aunt - Uncle - Niece - Nephew - Grandaunt - Granduncle - Grandniece - Grandnephew - Great-grandaunt - Great-granduncle - Great-grandniece - Great-grandnephew - Great-great-grandaunt - Great-great-granduncle - Great-great-grandniece - Great-great-grandnephew - Half-aunt - Half-uncle - Half-niece - Half-nephew - Half-grandaunt - Half-granduncle - Half-grandniece - Half-grandnephew - Half-great-grandaunt - Half-great-granduncle - Half-great-grandniece - Half-great-grandnephew - Half-great-great-grandaunt - Half-great-great-granduncle - Half-great-great-grandniece - Half-great-great-grandnephew

Friends: Friend - Best friend - Best friend forever

Members of the family who we have no opinion: Once-removed - Twice-removed - Aunt-in-law - Uncle-in-law - Niece-in-law - Nephew-in-law - Grandaunt-in-law - Granduncle-in-law - Grandniece-in-law - Grandnephew-in-law - Stepaunt - Stepuncle - Stepniece - Stepnephew - Stepgrandaunt - Stepgranduncle - Stepgrandniece - Stepgrandnephew - Co-aunt-in-law - Co-uncle-in-law - Co-niece-in-law - Co-nephew-in-law - Co-grandaunt-in-law - Co-granduncle-in-law - Co-grandniece-in-law - Co-grandnephew-in-law - Half-once-removed - Sesqui-once-removed - Double-once-removed - Once-removed-in-law - Half-once-removed-in-law - Sesqui-once-removed-in-law - Double-once-removed-in-law - Co-once-removed-in-law - Half-co-once-removed-in-law - Sesqui-co-once-removed-in-law - Double-co-once-removed-in-law - Stepaunt-in-law - Stepuncle-in-law - Stepniece-in-law - Stepnephew-in-law - Stepgrandaunt-in-law - Stepgranduncle-in-law - Stepgrandniece-in-law - Stepgrandnephew-in-law - Step-co-aunt-in-law - Step-co-uncle-in-law - Step-co-niece-in-law - Step-co-nephew-in-law - Step-co-grandaunt-in-law - Step-co-granduncle-in-law - Step-co-grandniece-in-law - Step-co-grandnephew-in-law - Step-once-removed - Step-once-removed-in-law - Step-co-once-removed-in-law - Twice-removed-in-law - Co-twice-removed-in-law - Second-once-removed - Second-once-removed-in-law - Co-second-once-removed-in-law - Great-grandaunt-in-law - Great-granduncle-in-law - Great-grandniece-in-law - Great-grandnephew-in-law - Co-great-grandaunt-in-law - Co-great-granduncle-in-law - Co-great-grandniece-in-law - Co-great-grandnephew-in-law - Half-second-once-removed - Sesqui-second-once-removed - Double-second-once-removed - Sester-second-once-removed - Triple-second-once-removed - Sesqua-second-once-removed - Quadruple-second-once-removed - Thrice-removed - Second-twice-removed - Third-once-removed - Thrice-removed-in-law - Second-twice-removed-in-law - Third-once-removed-in-law - Co-thrice-removed-in-law - Co-second-twice-removed-in-law - Co-third-once-removed-in-law - Great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Great-great-granduncle-in-law - Great-great-grandniece-in-law - Great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Step-great-grandaunt - Step-great-granduncle - Step-great-grandniece - Step-great-grandnephew - Stepcousin-twice-removed - Step-second-cousin-once-removed - Step-great-great-grandaunt - Step-great-great-granduncle - Step-great-great-grandniece - Step-great-great-grandnephew - Stepcousin-thrice-removed - Step-second-cousin-twice-removed - Step-third-cousin-once-removed - Step-great-grandaunt-in-law - Step-great-granduncle-in-law - Step-great-grandniece-in-law - Step-great-grandnephew-in-law - Stepcousin-twice-removed-in-law - Step-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law - Step-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Step-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Step-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Step-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Step-thrice-removed-in-law - Step-second-twice-removed-in-law - Step-third-once-removed-in-law - Step-co-great-grandaunt-in-law - Step-co-great-granduncle-in-law - Step-co-great-grandniece-in-law - Step-co-great-grandnephew-in-law - Step-co-twice-removed-in-law - Step-co-second-twice-removed-in-law - Step-co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Step-co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Step-co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Step-co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Step-co-thrice-removed-in-law - Step-co-second-twice-removed-in-law - Step-co-third-once-removed-in-law - Half-aunt-in-law - Half-uncle-in-law - Half-niece-in-law - Half-nephew-in-law - Half-grandaunt-in-law - Half-granduncle-in-law - Half-grandniece-in-law - Half-grandnephew-in-law - Half-great-grandaunt-in-law - Half-great-granduncle-in-law - Half-great-grandniece-in-law - Half-great-grandnephew-in-law - Half-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Half-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Half-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Half-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Half-co-aunt-in-law - Half-co-uncle-in-law - Half-co-niece-in-law - Half-co-nephew-in-law - Half-co-grandaunt-in-law - Half-co-granduncle-in-law - Half-co-grandniece-in-law - Half-co-grandnephew-in-law - Half-co-great-grandaunt-in-law - Half-co-great-granduncle-in-law - Half-co-great-grandniece-in-law - Half-co-great-grandnephew-in-law - Half-co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Half-co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Half-co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Half-co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Half-stepaunt - Half-stepuncle - Half-stepniece - Half-stepnephew - Half-stepaunt-in-law - Half-stepuncle-in-law - Half-stepniece-in-law - Half-stepnephew-in-law - Half-step-co-aunt-in-law - Half-step-co-uncle-in-law - Half-step-co-niece-in-law - Half-step-co-nephew-in-law

Members of the family for sexual bitching: Cousin - Friend with benefits - Girlfriend - Fiancée - Wife - Lover - Hook up - Affair - Crush - Boyfriend - Fiancé - Husband - Sister-in-law - Brother-in-law - Co-sister-in-law - Co-brother-in-law - Cousin-in-law - Co-cousin-in-law - Stepsister - Stepbrother - Stepcousin - Second-cousin - Secretary - Intern - Stepsister-in-law - Stepbrother-in-law - Step-co-sister-in-law - Step-co-brother-in-law - Half-cousin - Sesqui-cousin - Double-cousin - Half-sister-in-law - Half-brother-in-law - Half-co-sister-in-law - Half-co-brother-in-law - Half-stepcousin - Half-co-stepcousin - Half-second-cousin - Sesqui-second-cousin - Double-second-cousin - Sester-second-cousin - Triple-second-cousin - Sesqua-second-cousin - Quadruple-second-cousin - Second-cousin-in-law - Co-second-cousin-in-law - Stepcousin-in-law - Step-co-cousin-in-law - Half-cousin-in-law - Sesqui-cousin-in-law - Double-cousin-in-law - Half-co-cousin-in-law - Sesqui-co-cousin-in-law - Double-co-cousin-in-law - Step-second-cousin - Third-cousin - Third-cousin-in-law - Co-third-cousin-in-law - Fourth-cousin - Fourth-cousin-in-law - Co-fourth-cousin-in-law - Half-third-cousin - Sesqui-third-cousin - Double-third-cousin - Sester-third-cousin - Triple-third-cousin - Sesqua-third-cousin - Quadruple-third-cousin - 4.5-tuple-third-cousin - Quintuple-third-cousin - 5.5-tuple-third-cousin - Sextuple-third-cousin - 6.5-tuple-third-cousin - Septuple-third-cousin - 7.5-tuple-third-cousin - Octuple-third-cousin - Half-second-cousin-in-law - Sesqui-second-cousin-in-law - Double-second-cousin-in-law - Sester-second-cousin-in-law - Triple-second-cousin-in-law - Sesqua-second-cousin-in-law - Quadruple-second-cousin-in-law - Half-co-second-cousin-in-law - Sesqui-co-second-cousin-in-law - Double-co-second-cousin-in-law - Sester-co-second-cousin-in-law - Triple-co-second-cousin-in-law - Sesqua-co-second-cousin-in-law - Quadruple-co-second-cousin-in-law

Members of the family that came from hell: Mother-in-law - Father-in-law - Daughter-in-law - Son-in-law - Stepmother - Stepfather - Stepdaughter - Stepson - Co-mother-in-law - Co-father-in-law - Stepmother-in-law - Stepfather-in-law - Stepdaughter-in-law - Stepson-in-law - Stepgrandmother - Stepgrandfather - Stepgranddaughter - Stepgrandson - Step-great-grandmother - Step-great-grandfather - Step-great-granddaughter - Step-great-grandson - Step-great-great-grandmother - Step-great-great-grandfather - Step-great-great-granddaughter - Step-great-great-grandson - Step-great-great-great-grandmother - Step-great-great-great-grandfather - Step-great-great-great-granddaughter - Step-great-great-great-grandson - Apartment manager - Neighbor - Ex-girlfriend - Ex-fiancée - Ex-wife - Ex-boyfriend - Ex-fiancé - Ex-husband - Enemy - Ex-friend - Ex-love of current love - Boss - Co-aunt - Co-uncle - Grandmother-in-law - Grandfather-in-law - Granddaughter-in-law - Grandson-in-law - Great-grandmother-in-law - Great-grandfather-in-law - Great-granddaughter-in-law - Great-grandson-in-law - Great-great-grandmother-in-law - Great-great-grandfather-in-law - Great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Great-great-grandson-in-law - Great-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Great-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Great-great-great-grandson-in-law - Stepgrandmother-in-law - Stepgrandfather-in-law - Stepgranddaughter-in-law - Stepgrandson-in-law - Step-great-grandmother-in-law - Step-great-grandfather-in-law - Step-great-granddaughter-in-law - Step-great-grandson-in-law - Step-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Step-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Step-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Step-great-great-grandson-in-law - Step-great-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Step-great-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Step-great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Step-great-great-great-grandson-in-law - Step-co-mother-in-law - Step-co-father-in-law

Adopted members of the family: Adopter (Adopted-motherAdopted-father) - Adopted-sister - Adopted-brother - Adopted-daughter - Adopted-son

Other members of the family: Godmother - Godfather - Goddaughter - Godson - Housekeeper - Teacher - Nanny - Coworker - Classmate - Lawyer - Doctor - Godsister - Godbrother - Godgrandmother - Godgranfather - Godgranddaughter - Godgrandson - Godaunt - Goduncle - Godniece - Godnephew - Godcousin - God-great-grandmother - God-great-grandfather - God-great-granddaughter - God-great-grandson - Godgrandaunt - Godgranduncle - Godgrandniece - Godgrandnephew - God-once-removed - God-second-cousin

Pets: Dog - Cat - Parrot - Hamster - Turtle - Crocodile - Snake - Fish