“I promise that every family making less than $250,000 a year will not see their taxes drop one cent, and chances are I will raise them.”
“Never will there be a motion picture based on my country, or you can bury me alive!”
“Here's a shovel!”
“Fossilzed mosquitoes? That's a big load of hooey. How about some mouthwatering carbon, everyone?”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CHAOS THEORY! DINOSAURS ARE RUNNING WILD! MAYBE DARWIN WAS RIGHT! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP! THEY'RE COMMIES, TOO!”
The People's Communist Republic of Jurassic Park is a state existing between Asia and Australia. It is known for a complete lack of evolution, and 4333% of its citizenry are dinosaurs. The remaining 3% are Homo sapiens and cats, that probably immigrated from Japan.
|Motto: "Evolution is RETARDED!" (de facto)|
|Anthem: Jurassic Pride and Terror|
|Official languages||English, Roar, Womainsh|
|National Hero(es)||Groucho Marx, Jack Michaelson, Dr. Phil|
|Ethnic groups||Dinosaurius, low amounts of Homo sapiens and Cats|
Main Article: History of Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park took place many billions of years ago. Dinosaurs populated the land, and such. Bill O'Reilly was the founder of Jurassic Park, as well as its lesser known cousin, Triassic Landfill. T-Rex took the reigns from O'Reilly in 4369060345890589034 B.C.O.P. After the Ice Age, all the creatures magically turned into something different.
Jurassic Park then skipped directly to the Middle Ages. Dinosaurs were extinct on the planet, except for the ugly ones living in Jurassic Park. At this time, Jurassic Park was a democracy. All free adult males with property could vote in general elections.
After skipping time again, Jurassic Park was colonized by Great Britain. King George taxed them to oblivion. The dinosaurs would have eaten them, but he had a gun. By 1779, Britain just gave them their independence since they were too busy fighting the Americans, since their land was more valuable.
Even after the Industrial Revolution, they were still primitive. That's all.
Although WWII had no direct effect in Jurassic Park, the citizens overthrew the Democratic Republic of the Jurassic Park and created the modern People's Communist Republic of Jurassic Park thanks to Marxist influence over there.
Jurassic Park has an unelected Supreme leader who is currently Raptor Windberg. They also have a Mayor who has authority on some domestic policies such as taxes and peanut sweeping. Stegosaurus Obama currently holds this office. The Mayor is elected by all male dinosaurs with property.
Responsibilites of Supreme LeaderEdit
- Foreign policy
- Monkey dancing
- Anything else we missed
Responsibilities of MayorEdit
- Peanut sweeping
- Ballot counting
Jurassic Park's main exports include:
Good plot for a book and movie
- Chaos theory
- They still lost.