Mustard is a hell-bent substance I have no idea what it is. It was created by Mao Zedong to kill little kids and make adults lose their hair. In contemporary usage, it is rumored to be a topping on hot dogs and really yet serves no purpose then that of Natas.
Critical Consumer Response on MustardEdit
“AHHHHHH! I BE DYING! GOOD GRIEF!”
“Like a surgeon! It's cutting me for the very first time!”
“The evil stuff of the 20th Century”
“Bad for my crazy hair.”
MUSTARD IS EVIL!