Mustard

Mustard is a hell-bent substance I have no idea what it is. It was created by Mao Zedong to kill little kids and make adults lose their hair. In contemporary usage, it is rumored to be a topping on hot dogs and really yet serves no purpose then that of Natas.

Critical Consumer Response on Mustard

“AHHHHHH! I BE DYING! GOOD GRIEF!”

~ Charlie Brown

“Like a surgeon! It's cutting me for the very first time!”

~ "Weird Al" Yankovic

“Eh?”

~ Colonel Sanders

“The evil stuff of the 20th Century”

~ Taylor "Paine" Swift

“BOOM!”

~ James Bond

“EEEEEEEEEEEW”

~ Brooke

“Bad for my crazy hair.”

~ Albert Einstein

Conclusion

MUSTARD IS EVIL!