Newt Gingrich

The differences are unremarkable

Fig Newton Leroy "Pillsbury Dough Boy Complex" Gingrich is the poster-child for the American obesity problem. He was born in a time that is unimportant for simple readers. Gingrich is known for his unusual eating habits, which are to eat as much as he wants, whenever he wants. He serves as a role-model to young children to show them what video games and potato chips all the time do for you. Also, he served as the Speaker of the House and is running for President, but that is not as important as the future of American obesity.