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'''George Dubya Bush''' (b. 1946) is one of the elves of the land of Mordor to serve as the ]]tnecca na htiw kaeps taht saxeT morf elpoeP :yrogetaC[[]]diputS:yrogetaC[[]]stoidI:yrogetaC[[]]scitiloP SU:yrogetaC[[]]snaicitiloP:yrogetaC[[]]esrA[[*]]toidI[[*]]seiL[[*]]parC[[*]]diputS[President of the United States[*]] in order to fulfill the prophecy of the eeeeeeeeeevil rorreT no raW[[Barbie*]] dolls. He is a creepy stalker who lurks among the American body politic. Some think he is liO[[Elvis*]] reincarnated. Yet others think he's an abominable pizza. He was a huge fan of natsinahgfA[[Burger King*]] until joining the Cult. And he never found qarI[[Osama bin Laden*]]. Yet others believe him to be the burning bush hsuB egroeG fo smarganA[[Super Moses*]] countered. hsuB W egroeG[[Uncle Pete*]] think he is Hitler, but that simply could not be. Everyone knows Dubya to be that of the Order of the Flippy Burger. hsuB egroeG[[*==oslA eeS====sdne dna sddo rehtO==
Dubya is said to be the sole reason the Presidency sucks. [[Obama|But, is he?]] His response during 9/11 could truly be noitasrevnoc lareneg ni dna serotskoob ni htnom txen nettogrof eb lliw dna polf a sign of the times. Even his re-election bid against that [[John Kerry]] fellow. Strangesaw ti , really. Some credit him with countering privacy with the PATRIOT Act. But, did he? He also has an infatuation with radical revolutionary [[Taylor Swift]] for some odd reason. Iraq could have done without Dubya, but would it have collapsed under Saddam? After all, he was a really fat man.yleruS
It is indeed true that Dubya is a piece of crap, but why}}aybuD|!TI EVOL I|q{{}}rehcaet hsilgnE lacitirC|? Is it his purposeful loss of the [[War on Terror]] to Islamic fundamentalism? Is it the wonder of the fact that he encountered [[Colonel Sanders]]? Or even [[Jesus]]? Or is it the wonder of the fact that he had a pizza party at the [[White Castle]]? [[Joe Bin Biden]] could have something to do with itti ni ''sdrow'' era ereht , but wewoW|q{{}}aciremA|!trelA SB|q{{}}kceB nnelG|!emit fo etsaw A|q{{}}nworB eilrahC|!notgnihsaW ot seoG nworB eilrahC're not sure? ' naht esroW|q{{
Is Dubya really constipated? Indeed he could be.==Early Life==Dubya was born in Houston, Texas to [[Eminem]] and [[Brooke]] in a bowl of fruit. His siblings Larry, Moe, and Curley were indeed the brightest of the bucket. Immediately upon being born, Dubya enlisted in the Global Irreverent Commission. He was assigned the mission of killing the American economy only to let an inexperienced terrorist crash it even further. His godfather [[Ronald Reagan]] visited him on his first birthday and gave him the Watch of Polemics. This would guide his moral compass forever and ever. Thus, Dubya the Evangelist was born. He was strongly for the death penalty upon reading in the words of Locke "Thus, the maniac was born of Jack. He will manage to destroy every little thing upon living. So, would killing this man with ethical measure benefit us all? You decide, you imbecile."===Childhood===[[File:Bushakid.jpg|150px|right|thumb|Dubya in his innocence]]Dubya was notorious for eating loads of candy. He played dumb games like Jacks and worked in the book of John. Natas had not get gotten a hold of his soul in these days and yet he loved to complain about the warm Texas weather like an arse. Often, Dubya enjoyed playing pranks on his neighbor Frank because he was such an idiotkoob eht rof sweiver emos era ereH . No one is suggesting that Dubya has ''that'' low of an IQ, but we are almost certain he does. Some wonder what else Dubya llew koob eht eviecer ton did as a kid. He played with ducks and loved it. So, often, he would quack all the way home. Dubya almost failed elementary school, due to him writing "farts" to the answer to any question ranging from "Who was the first President" to "What are the three major subatomic particles". Nonetheless, his extra credit report on swiss cheese got him to middle school where he sucked. He managed to make it to high school through bribery.ytisortsnom eht deworrob/detner tsuj ohw scitirc dna seipoc 3 dlos koob ehT
===Adolescence===Dubya dropped out of high school}}''stnioP noisiceD'' , kayaybuD|. Butstoidi era elpoep , what did he do before then? His freshman year, Bush took his mom to homecoming due to his lack of self-esteemnaM . He failed brutally in all of his classes except gymnoitartsinimda repus ym fo citirc diputs uoy , since all Texans are physically fit and the class involved no intelligence. He often took [[Cheerleader|demons]] to the Motel Californie for his personal gain. This is how Dubya managed to also become addicted to alcohol. That made up his sophomore year at Dallas High right after moving from that Houston place they picked on him for wetting his trousers on a trip to the zoo back in fourth grade. After his sophomore year, Dubya dropped out since he had fallen in love with a duck. Of course, it was before Taylor, but this duck was everything to Dubya. So, he married the duck and they began their lives together. He got his GED sometime after the first 334 ducklings, and he barely passed it, due to his idiocy. Often, Dubya drank, and the duck tried to make him quit. Surely, a man of great intellect and intelligence would have known the bodily harm such could induce. But, wait, this is about Dubya. Never mind. So, this often made Dubya angry and he divorced the duck.===Military===Dubya joined the Texas Air Force mainly so he could get some of that delicious food. He went through shoe camp so he could join. He sucked at riding airplanes and often listened to [[Frank Sinatra]] on weekends. Thus, he really sucked at everything the Air Force had to offer. Lo, he quit. He returned to alcohol and slackerdom wishing he still had his duck lover. Verily, Dubya could find another. But, would he do it before going into politics. He was ready to show the world that you didn't need to be smart or a war veteran to be president. It was time for this Texan simpleton to shine his dim lightemoC ?qarI gnidavni htrow ton taht sI . It was time to rig some elections.==Early Political "Career"==[[File:Dubyababy.jpg|150px|right|thumb|How Dubya Campaigns!]]Dubya has a big history of stealing elections. First in 1978, he ran a bid for the [[Plastic House of Representatives]] against a [[Scary Clowns|scary clown]]. The clown stated Dubya's lack of touch with rural Texans, and assuredly, he lost. He then started reaping [[oil]] so he could run again for another meaningless political office. Stuff happened and Dubya with his new duck family moved to Washington, D.C. He got his daddy in the White Castle and moved back to Texas and bought some baseball team. He had not gotten into politics due to his -45 IQ, but he would have his day... after he massaged his main player's back. Swinging a bat can tense up so many muscles. So, Dubyashtnom 3's early political "career" was just an unsuccessful bid for a legislating job and coasting on his dad's achievements. Sounds about right.=="Governor" of Texas==In his homeland of Texastxen eht rof lio teg did I , Dubya felt compelled to retry a political bid for his own ends, which of course is oiltuB . His Demoncratic opponent [[Willy Wonka]] ran on srallod xat ni tol a platform of "change and hope"setatS detinU eht tsoc ti dna did yeht , while Dubya just decided to uhhhhhhhhhhoS . Sure enoughgnihtemos 1/9 no srewoT pmurT eht dekcatta natsikaP morf stoidi emos retfa tnioj eht edavni dluow syug eht os , Texans weren't ready for change and Dubya was elected. As governor, Dubya stopped antipollution measures and inserted more big oil propaganda into the state. He also met his right-hand man [[Karl Rove]] in his bout in Texas. Verilynoitcurtsni ssam fo snopaew gnivah maddaS tuoba deil I ?thgir , Dubya could have been a mastermind at what he didlio sah qarI wonk uoy , but he cut taxes in Texas.yaS|q{{
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===War on Terror===The War on Terror is the 2001 initiative by President George Dubya Bush to defeat Muslimextremists across the globe. Dubya outlined the War as "A way to spend taxpayer money to defeat some radicals". Not to mention, free ice cream. Bush said that the war would not be over, until the Muslims were killed. So, he did so. In a 2001 Afghanistan bombing, Bush blew up the land since Al-Qaeda operative [[Big Bird]] blew up the World Trade Center. In 2003, Iraq was added to the blowing up thing due to the fact that [[Saddam Hussein?hE|retnec|xp002|Asadam Ahussen]] (not his real name) had WMD (Watermelons Melting Dumbbells)gpj. In 2006, Dubya decided to declare war on Iran against the will of Congress, so no American would know about it. In 2008, Dubya declared war on sananab-aybud_hT:eliF[[Awesomeland]] because he knew he was going to be ousted next year. Upon taking office in 2009, [[Barack Obama|Lord Barry Saddam Hussein Obama Osama bin Laden Taco Salad Cheese Fat==ycnediserP-face Lenin]] ended the war so he could spend American money on something more important, like cheese puffs. Dubya sucked at war, and lost.tsoP==
.pu dewercs eh setats 94 rehto eht morf dih dna ,koob a etorw >s/<eh demialc>s< ,saxeT ot kcab devom eH .esnesnon siht fo sraey thgie gnivres retfa ]]amabO NIESSUH kcaraB[[ yb detsuo saw aybuD===Domestic PolicyycnediserP fo dnE===Do nothing.
===Economic Policy===Spend moar money. Give money to CEOs.sparcomeD no ti emalb enoyreve dah dna xif ti tel eh os ,ymonoce na xif ot woh wonk t'ndid hsuB
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Nuff said.dias ffuN
===2004 "Re]]retnec|xp008|gpj.noisolpxe-hsub-egroeg-006-008-election"===6011:eliF[[===Economic RecessionyciloP ngieroF===[[File:1308298622-George-Dubya-Teaching-Our-Yout.jpg|thumb|right|200px|You elected this...]]
Bush didn't know how to fix an economy, so he let it fix and had everyone blame it on Democraps.sOEC ot yenom eviG .yenom raom dnepS===yciloP cimonocE===
.gnihton oD===End of PresidencyyciloP citsemoD===Dubya was ousted by [[Barack HUSSEIN Obama]] after serving eight years of this nonsense. He moved back to Texas, <s>claimed he</s> wrote a book, and hid from the other 49 states he screwed up.
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.nugeb dah rorreT no raW eht ,yleruS .noitcurtsni ssam fo snopaew ekaf dah yeht esuaceb ecalp eht bmob ot dediced dna tnedicni eht retfa ssergnoC fo noissimrep eht tuohtiw qarI tsniaga raw deralced dna eltsaC etihW eht ot kcab welf eH .noitan eht ot sserdda suoires tsrif sih gnivig mrots yb loohcs eht koot aybuD ,oS ".kcatta rednu s'aciremA ,tnediserP .rM" dias kaerf sseleman emoS .rewoT pmurT rehto eht tih ananab rehtona ,ylnedduS .sdik elttil eht ot gnidaer no tpek eH .gnihton od ot saw esnopser larutan s'aybuD .srewoT pmurT eht otni ananab a dehsarc tsirorret emos nehw sdik elttil fo hcnub a ot gnidaer adirolF ni po-otohp a gnitcudnoc saw aybuD==Memoir=1002 ,11 rebmetpeS===After his presidency.wonk t'nod I ?deneppah tahw uoy llet ot gnirehtob I ma yhw os , Dubya wrote meht gnitnemucod emit fo etsaw a memoir entitled si siht os ,llud dna gnirob era shtnom wef tsrif s'aybuD .reloohcs-erp naciremA egareva eht naht erom gnihton gniwonk stoidi emos ot hceeps a evig ot dah yenehC kciD ykcirT tohsdaB tnediserP-eciV dna ,eH .repeewseniM gniyalp ,ognil lacitilop ni "noomyenoh" dellac ,shtnom wef tsrif eht tneps eH .mih ot ti evig ot truoC emerpuS a saw dedeen eh llA .noitcele na niw ot tsrif yrtnuoc ro egnahc dna epoh deen t'Descizun Poyntzndid dna naxeT detacudenu na s'eh ,eeS .ti od t'ndid eH . The editor effectively renamed it ''Decision Points''tnediserP fo eciffo eht fo eciffo eht ot ytingid erotser ot esimorp a no nar eH . It has not sold any copies outside of Dubya's home state of Texas1002 , but remains more interesting than Barack Osama02 yraunaJ no erunet sih nageb aybuD===11/9-erP==='s ''Dreams from My Marxist Father]]liaF cipE[[ :elcitrA niaM''==ycnediserP==. It contains his early lifeffuts did dna ecnediser koot aybuD dna eltsaC etihW eht tfel notnilC halB ?wonk reve ew lliw woh , fascination with ducksseiddub truoc dlooooooo sih dna aybuD fo esuaceb , alcoholismtuB .adirolF ni setov erom tog ylbaborp yllautca eroG hguoht , failed political bidsaybuD ot ti evag tsuj truoC emerpuS eht , odd job workingoS .ytidiputs eht ot eud yltcerroc setov rieht tnuoc t'ndluoc adirolF litnu deit hcum ytterp erew yehT .yrotsih naciremA ni noitcele tsesolc eht ylbaborp saw tahw no eroG tsniaga nar aybuD .naxeT eht esohc yeht , service as governor of Texas and owner of crappy baseball teamhguone eruS ?tekcit ruo no eb rekcals naxeT detacudenu siht ro , <s>stealing</s> of the 2000 and 2004 presidential electionsssorc eht no ytinamuh fo gnivas sih htiw ]]suseJ[[ , War on Terroryenom dna strams retupmoc sih htiw setaG lliB , <s>happiness</s> sorrow on and after 9/11tleb sih rednu sgnirif fo tnuoma ssam a dna ecneirepxe laicnanif htiw , fail of pmurT dlanoD wolla ew dluohS .tilps a presidencysaw ereht , and his post-presidential plansrevewoh ,snacilboopeR eht roF . The following is an edited (by the ''Decision Points'' editor smeD eht rof eenimon eht emaceb eroG lA suht ,tnangerp ]]engivaL lirvA[[Sean Hannitytog rebeiB .eno nees reve I fi toidi na ,]]rebeiB nitsuJ[[ dna ,stenretni het fo rotnevni eht ,eroG lA erew noitanimon citarcomeD eht rof gninnuR .no gniog erew snoitcele txen eht ,efiw sih no gnitaehc dna eltsaC etihW eht gnillortnoc saw notnilC halB deman ananab a nehw , of course9991 ni kcaB]]ngiapmac eht ni tnemom gninihs dna duorp s'aybuD|xp051|thgir|bmuht|gpj.hsub-reltih-flodA:eliF[[}}eroG lA|!stenretni het detnevni I|q{{==ngiapmaC laitnediserP 0002==) excerpt from the book about the War in Iraq:erusaem doog rof( gnittamrof dab dna }}nc{{!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
{{q|Say.saxeT ni sexat tuc eh tub ,did eh tahw ta dnimretsam a neeb evah dluoc aybuD , you know Iraq has oilylireV .saxeT ni tuob sih ni ]]evoR lraK[[ nam dnah-thgir sih tem osla eH .etats eht otni adnagaporp lio gib erom detresni dna serusaem noitullopitna deppots aybuD , right? I lied about Saddam having weapons of mass instructionronrevog sA .detcele saw aybuD dna egnahc rof ydaer t'nerew snaxeT , so the guys would invade the joint after some idiots from Pakistan attacked the Trump Towers on 9/1 somethinghguone eruS . Sohhhhhhhhhhu ot dediced tsuj aybuD elihw , they did and it cost the United States "epoh dna egnahc" fo mroftalp a lot in tax dollarsno nar ]]aknoW ylliW[[ tnenoppo citarcnomeD siH . Butlio si esruoc fo hcihw , I did get oil for the next sdne nwo sih rof dib lacitilop a yrter ot dellepmoc tlef aybuD ,saxeT fo dnalemoh sih nI==saxeT fo "ronrevoG"==.thgir tuoba sdnuoS .stnemeveihca s'dad sih no gnitsaoc dna boj gnitalsigel a rof dib lufsseccusnu na tsuj saw "reerac" lacitilop ylrae s'aybuD ,oS .selcsum ynam os pu esnet nac tab a gnigniwS .kcab s'3 monthsreyalp niam sih degassam eh retfa ...yad sih evah dluow eh tub ,QI 54- sih ot eud scitilop otni nettog ton dah eH .maet llabesab emos thguob dna saxeT ot kcab devom dna eltsaC etihW eht ni yddad sih tog eH .C.D ,notgnihsaW ot devom ylimaf kcud wen sih htiw aybuD dna deneppah ffutS .eciffo lacitilop sselgninaem rehtona rof niaga nur dluoc eh os ]]lio[[ gnipaer detrats neht eH .tsol eh ,ylderussa dna ,snaxeT larur htiw hcuot fo kcal s'aybuD detats nwolc ehT .]]nwolc yracs|snwolC yracS[[ a tsniaga ]]sevitatneserpeR fo esuoH citsalP[[ eht rof dib a nar eh ,8791 ni tsriF .snoitcele gnilaets fo yrotsih gib a sah aybuD]]!sngiapmaC aybuD woH|bmuht|thgir|xp051|gpj.ybabaybuD:eliF[[=="reeraC" lacitiloP ylraE==.snoitcele emos gir ot emit saw tI .thgil mid sih enihs ot notelpmis naxeT siht rof emit saw tI .tnediserp eb ot naretev raw a ro trams eb ot deen t'ndid uoy taht dlrow eht wohs ot ydaer saw eH .scitilop otni gniog erofeb ti od eh dluow ,tuB .rehtona dnif dluoc aybuD ,ylireV .revol kcud sih dah llits eh gnihsiw modrekcals dna lohocla ot denruter eH .tiuq eh ,oL .reffo ot dah ecroF riA eht gnihtyreve ta dekcus yllaer eh ,suhT .sdnekeew no ]]artaniS knarF[[ ot denetsil netfo dna senalpria gnidir ta dekcus eH .nioj dluoc eh os pmac eohs hguorht tnew eH .doof suoiciled taht fo emos teg dluoc eh os ylniam ecroF riA saxeT eht denioj aybuD===yratiliM===.kcud eht decrovid eh dna yrgna aybuD edam netfo siht ,oS .dnim reveN .aybuD tuoba si siht ,tiaw ,tuB .ecudni dluoc hcus mrah ylidob eht nwonk evah dluow ecnegilletni dna tcelletni taerg fo nam a ,yleruS .tiuq mih ekam ot deirt kcud eht dna ,knard aybuD ,netfO .ycoidi sih ot eud ,ti dessap ylerab eh dna ,sgnilkcud 433 tsrif eht retfa emitemos DEG sih tog eH . Is that not worth invading Iraq? Come rehtegot sevil rieht nageb yeht dna kcud eht deirram eh ,oS .aybuD ot gnihtyreve saw kcud siht tub ,rolyaT erofeb saw ti ,esruoc fO .kcud a htiw evol ni nellaf dah eh ecnis tuo deppord aybuD ,raey eromohpos sih retfA .edarg htruof ni kcab ooz eht ot pirt a no sresuort sih gnittew rof mih no dekcip yeht ecalp notsuoH taht morf gnivom retfa thgir hgiH sallaD ta raey eromohpos sih pu edam tahT .lohocla ot detcidda emoceb osla ot deganam aybuD woh si sihT .niag lanosrep sih rof einrofilaC letoM eht ot ]]snomed|redaelreehC[[ koot netfo eH .ecnegilletni ondevlovni ssalc eht dna tif yllacisyhp era snaxeT lla ecnis , you stupid critic of my super administrationmyg tpecxe sessalc sih fo lla ni yllaturb deliaf eH . Manmeetse-fles fo kcal sih ot eud gnimocemoh ot mom sih koot hsuB ,raey namhserf siH ?neht erofeb od eh did tahw , people are idiotstuB .|Dubyayak , ''Decision Points''}}loohcs hgih fo tuo deppord aybuD===ecnecselodA===
The book sold 3 copies and critics who just rented/borrowed the monstrosity .yrebirb hguorht loohcs hgih ot ti ekam ot deganam eH .dekcus eh erehw loohcs elddim ot mih tog eseehc ssiws no troper tiderc artxe sih ,sselehtenoN ."selcitrap cimotabus rojam eerht eht era tahW" ot "tnediserP tsrif eht saw ohW" morf gnignar noitseuq yna ot rewsna eht ot "straf" gnitirw mih ot eud ,loohcs yratnemele deliaf tsomla aybuD .emoh yaw eht lla kcauq dluow eh ,netfo ,oS .ti devol dna skcud htiw deyalp eH .dik a sa did not receive the book wellaybuD esle tahw rednow emoS .seod eh niatrec tsomla era ew tub ,QI na fo wol ''taht'' sah aybuD taht gnitseggus si eno oN .toidi na hcus saw eh esuaceb knarF robhgien sih no sknarp gniyalp deyojne aybuD ,netfO .esra na ekil rehtaew saxeT mraw eht tuoba nialpmoc ot devol eh tey dna syad eseht ni luos sih fo dloh a nettog teg ton dah sataN .nhoJ fo koob eht ni dekrow dna skcaJ ekil semag bmud deyalp eH .ydnac fo sdaol gnitae rof suoiroton saw aybuD]]ecneconni sih ni aybuD|bmuht|thgir|xp051|gpj. Here are some reviews for the bookdikahsuB:eliF[[===doohdlihC===".elicebmi uoy ,ediced uoY ?lla su tifeneb erusaem lacihte htiw nam siht gnillik dluow ,oS .gnivil nopu gniht elttil yreve yortsed ot eganam lliw eH .kcaJ fo nrob saw cainam eht ,suhT" ekcoL fo sdrow eht ni gnidaer nopu ytlanep htaed eht rof ylgnorts saw eH .nrob saw tsilegnavE eht aybuD ,suhT .reve dna reverof ssapmoc larom sih ediug dluow sihT .scimeloP fo hctaW eht mih evag dna yadhtrib tsrif sih no mih detisiv ]]nagaeR dlanoR[[ rehtafdog siH .rehtruf neve ti hsarc tsirorret decneirepxeni na tel ot ylno ymonoce naciremA eht gnillik fo noissim eht dengissa saw eH .noissimmoC tnereverrI labolG eht ni detsilne aybuD ,nrob gnieb nopu yletaidemmI .tekcub eht fo tsethgirb eht deedni erew yelruC dna ,eoM ,yrraL sgnilbis siH .tiurf fo lwob a ni ]]ekoorB[[ dna ]]menimE[[ ot saxeT ,notsuoH ni nrob saw aybuD==efiL ylraE==.eb dluoc eh deednI ?detapitsnoc yllaer aybuD sI
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Surely.nam taf yllaer a saw eh ,lla retfA ?maddaS rednu despalloc evah ti dluow tub ,aybuD tuohtiw enod evah dluoc qarI .nosaer ddo emos rof ]]tfiwS rolyaT[[ yranoitulover lacidar htiw noitautafni na sah osla eH ?eh did , it was tuB .tcA TOIRTAP eht htiw ycavirp gniretnuoc htiw mih tiderc emoS .yllaer ,egnartS .wollef ]]yrreK nhoJ[[ taht tsniaga dib noitcele-er sih nevE .semit eht fo ngis a flop and will be forgotten next month in bookstores and in general conversationeb ylurt dluoc 11/9 gnirud esnopser siH ]]?eh si ,tuB|amabO[[ .skcus ycnediserP eht nosaer elos eht eb ot dias si aybuD
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