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Uncyclopedia:Please do not bite the newcomers

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20px-Caution.gifThis page is not humor page, it about some important thing. Please take seriously, thank you for your cooperation.


At Uncyclopedia, newcomers are as common as reasonable women. We like them. We want them to have a pleasant editing experience. Here, you will find, that we actually respect our users, unlike those at Uncle Pete tend to. Newcomers will help us create an encyclopedia of bullshit and utter lies.

If a newcomer makes a mistake, don't insult them. Help them. If they are a pure vandal, they will be blocked. Remember as well: assume good faith.